we're goin' up. do we have to, really? ray, this is the spanish steps! where's the spanish elevator? i'll go with you, honey. thank you, marie. only you would think of these as stairs. what are they, then? hey, let me carry that stuff for you, cara mia. thank you, frank. one...two... three...four... walk, walk, walk, walk... five...six...seven... [ speaking italian ] excuse me? sei bellissima -- very beautiful, you. oh, ha ha ha! nice hair. oh, thank you. all right, let's go. what? man: ciao, beautiful girl. okay! bye-bye! don't say "bye" to them. why not? you talked to them, now they're gonna follow you home. oh, would you stop it? no, you stop. you like that. "hey, cacha poochie!"